Conservatives: Never Losing Sight of What's Really Important

This, my friends, is the true enemy, the one that we should really be fighting. Not terrorists, who want to kill us, not those seeking to take from us our freedoms, but Spongebob. Yes, Spongebob. Absorbent and yellow and completely fucking evil is he.

Take a good, hard look:



This is the face of evil. Learn it, know it, and then, prepare to destroy it.

I suppose this kind of nullifies my bid to make him Person of the Year. Had I but known ...