Do Not Look Directly At the Bush

Temporary blindness may occur. The shining beacon of democracy and freedom may be just too much for you to bear. Also, you might get shot. Obviously we don't want people looking at The Bush because, if they did, they might see through him. And that would be dangerous for, you know, liberty and ... stuff. We know how tenuous all that stuff really is.

"Other instructions given performers include a warning not to look directly at Bush while passing the presidential reviewing stand, not to look to either side and not to make any sudden movements."

Dont worry. We don't want to to look at him anyway.