The Armchair Stonellectual

Breaking open the progressive mind

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

If At First You Don't Succeed

You're probably doing something wrong ...

The evidence that VP Dick Cheney thinks the American people are gullible fools keeps piling up as he pushes with less and less subtlety the prospect of a necessary intervention in Iran. The question that remains is, are we the gullible fools he takes us for? He's basically using the same spiel he made in regard to Iraq, claiming that Iran has "robust nuclear programs" and "sponsors terrorism." We've heard this speech before. Remember how well that's worked out?

We believed him the first time, when he said it about Iraq, but now that so much has come out to prove that there were no WMDs in Iraq, and that they had no connection to the terrorism of 9/11, can he really get away with pulling the same joke twice?

Repeat it with me: "We are at war with Eastasia. We've always been at war with Eastasia ..."

If he tries the line about being greeted as libertors, can we all just agree to put him out of his misery? He's pumping a dry well at this point.

Another big issue that may crop into discussion here is how military intervention in Iran would affect the possibility of a draft. With it generally agreed that there are not enough troops in Iraq to stabalize the country, and no signs of that quagmire clearing up any time soon, how could we possibly have enough troops to take on a whole other country without imposing a draft? And will the world really let us just keep making the same mistake again and again? And will we really let ourselves keep making the same mistake again and again?

Monday, January 24, 2005

Unceasing Amazement

Possible HIV/AIDS Vaccine Advances In Tests

The company working on this is the same company responsible for Vioxx, a drug that was over-prescribed and later recalled for making people prone to heart attacks. While an AIDS vaccine is a major technological advancement that would help millions around the world, just imagine what we could find out about it 10 years down the line. Still, this is pretty incredible news.

What do you want to bet the religious right (and therefore the government) won't approve? "What? How is God going to punish people for being gay now?" This could revolutionalize human sexual relations more than anything since the pill or, well, AIDS ...

"I dunno how much AIDS scares y'all, but I got a theory: the day they come out with a cure for AIDS, a guaranteed one-shot cure, on that day there's gonna be fucking in the streets, man."
-the late, great Bill Hicks

"I can respect that he takes really weird polar sides sometimes, like Barry Goldwater did in his senility."

Maybe senility suits him. Sometimes, only by losing their minds do people truly become sane. Or insanity is just being a minority of one. Or, well, Pat Buchanan making sense, you try to make sense of it ...

More really weird, yet surprisingly logical - liberal even - polar sides from Pat Buchanan over at Media Matters:

BUCHANAN: Well, listen, the reason the terrorists are over here is because we are over there.

And Joe Scarborough actually had the nerve to tell Mr. Buchanan that he sounded like Susan Sontag, like that was a bad thing.

Now I kind of respect Pat Buchanan. And the world shifts on its axis ...

"One day you can't smoke in a bar, the next day the Rosenbergs who live around the corner? Gone."

Should Anti-Bush Journalists Be Tried As Spies?

Tony Blankley, editorial page editor at the Washington Times, thinks so:

Blankley suggests, in all seriousness, that [Seymour Hersh] – who compiled an impressive track record with a recent string of scoops regarding Abu Ghraib and related outrages – should be arraigned, and face possible execution, as an enemy spy.

By "anti-Bush journalists" do they mean any journalist who dares to question, second-guess or make public any unpleasant truths about the President? In short, any journalists who actually do the job that the media was meant to do, protecting the public by keeping an objective, critical eye on the government to make sure there is no abuse of power and that the constitution remains intact.

So any journalist who dares to do their job is in danger of being executed? Guess that means Robert Novak is more than safe ...

It's only a matter of time before we have someone telling us, in absolute seriousness, that the creation of a real-life Thought Police is not only justified, but absolutely necessary, in these troubled and dangerous times. For the record, no amount of war and/or terror will EVER justify torture, execution or an abridement to either our inalienable Freedom of Speech or our Right to Know.

Voting No On Torture

The Senate Judiciary Committee's vote about Alberto Gonzalez for Attorney General is on Wednesday.

As we all know, Gonzalez condoned the use of torture at Abu Ghraib, called the Geneva Conventions "quaint," was insufficiently vague on answering the senate's questions on his stand on the use of torture, and allegedly lied about helping to excuse Bush from disclosing a DUI. And Dubya wants to make him Attorney General, highest ranking law enforcement agent in the United States.

This a test for the Dems, a big, huge, will-they-take-a-fucking-stand-already test. They need us to help give them a push in the right direction, to tell them to vote NO on Gonzalez, because we want them to take a discernible stand against torture.

Let them know that this is extremely important. We do not want to be a party that capitulates on torture, because then, there is no anti-torture party, and that doesn't help anyone.

Saturday, January 22, 2005

Words of the Wise

"There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part; you can't even passively take part, and you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop. And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!"
~Mario Savio

Friday, January 21, 2005

A Bevy of Beauty, A Frenzy of Freedom

Looking past all of the important stuff that Bush said yesterday during his inaugural address, such as the implication that we won't be stopping with Iraq when it comes to bringing/forcing freedom and democracy to the entire world, he also made this statement:

"Through much of the last century, America's faith in freedom and democracy was a rock in a raging sea. Now it is a seed upon the wind, taking root in many nations."

And as we nurture those seeds with the benevolent water of superior firepower, and the nutrients of armored vehicles, soon it will take root in the soil of democracy and grow into a giant redwood, towering above those formerly fascist nations. But not just one redwood, more like a whole forest, a giant freedom forest of grateful forceably democratic nations raining down leaves of freedom whenever the winds of terror blow. And the people who will live under these freedom trees, will rake up those leaves, into great big piles of liberty, and jump into the piles of liberty like children playing in ... leaves. Leaves of liberty! Which will then be collected and disposed of in controlled burns, because that's how you contain liberty and ensure that it doesn't build up and rot and then impede the growth of the grass underneath. The grass of ... of ... Freedom! Liberty! Environmental ... stuff ...

Ah. This is why no one reads this thing, isn't it?

And the Unfair and the Unbalanced

This is either hilarious, or ... well, mostly hilarious. It's either satire, or just completely ridiculously sincere in that way that makes you wish it was satire.

Read this Letter to the Editor at Atrios.

Why does The Daily Independent print the degenerate views of poisonous Liberals who hate freedom?

I don't know, but that sounds almost like a Greg Proops quote in reverse! Although I get a little confused with this next part. Who is hating freedom exactly? Or maybe it's the freedom to not be allowed to express opposing views? Freedom is slavery? I'm not sure ...

I don't want to read any more letters from Liberals suggesting non-believers should be allowed to express their superstitions just because we Christians can express ours.

Of course not. We've been overlooking the fine print all these years--the First Amendment only applies to Christians. By the way, Jesus was a sword-fighting conservative, that whole Prince of Peace thing - total misnomer.

Sometimes we laugh in order that we do not cry.

The Fair and the Balanced

Yesterday's inauguration was interesting in many ways. Protesters coming from near and far. Bush's motorcade speeding up when they passed the demonstrations. Bush's Freedom (27 times) and Liberty (15 times) address. Another interesting way to view the inauguration is from a standpoint of the event's media coverage. As far as straight inauguration coverage, Media Matters has compiled some stats showing the ratio of conservative to progressive/liberal commentators on three leading news channels. Fox News unsurprisingly favored conservative commentators 17-6. More surprising perhaps to those who maintain that there is a liberal media bias, was the 10-1 ratio on CNN and the 13-2 ratio on MSNBC.

Another point of interest was the lack of coverage on the counter-inaugural protests going on all day. Someone noted that many media outlets said that they would cover the protests another night, since that night belonged to Bush. Fair and balanced indeed. A collection of links to protest-centric news and blog stories was posted here yesterday. Seems a bit paltry in comparison to the relentless pro-Bush coverage ...

Thursday, January 20, 2005

This Is What Democracy Looks Like

George W. Bush * Inauguration Day * January 20, 2005



Keeping track of what went down in DC today:

DC IndyMedia
Thousands Protests Bush's Inauguration
Anti-Bush Protests Lead To Scuffles
Police Use Pepper Spray at Bush Inauguration
Hundreds Mark Inauguration With Protests
Audio Testimony
Video Testimony
Protesters Jeer Bush In Washington
Anti-War Protesters Mourn Those Killed In Iraq
A Quick Post From the Inaugural Protests
Mock Cofins and Anti-War Chants as Bush Sworn In
Protesters Line Parade Route
Protesting the Protesters
War Protesters Are Seen and Heard
Counter Inaugural Coverage on IndyMedia
Counter-Inaugural.org
Blogging Live From the Protest Zone
Unwelcome and Unfazed, Protesters Push Messages
Demonstrators Make It Loud and Clear
Cohesion Missing From Anti-War Movement (FOX)

And from the rest of the country:
Protests in San Francisco
Protests in Washington State

"The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing."

Then we, the people of these United States, make up the wisest country in the world. We can't even decide whether we're indecisive or not ...

From Salon: "We have more numbers to ponder on this morning of the inauguration -- more polls showing just how divided, mixed -- schizo, if you will -- the American people are heading into George W. Bush's second term. First off, there's the almost comical split on whether we are split or will be even more split in the near future."

Conservatives: Never Losing Sight of What's Really Important

This, my friends, is the true enemy, the one that we should really be fighting. Not terrorists, who want to kill us, not those seeking to take from us our freedoms, but Spongebob. Yes, Spongebob. Absorbent and yellow and completely fucking evil is he.

Take a good, hard look:



This is the face of evil. Learn it, know it, and then, prepare to destroy it.

I suppose this kind of nullifies my bid to make him Person of the Year. Had I but known ...

Do Not Look Directly At the Bush

Temporary blindness may occur. The shining beacon of democracy and freedom may be just too much for you to bear. Also, you might get shot. Obviously we don't want people looking at The Bush because, if they did, they might see through him. And that would be dangerous for, you know, liberty and ... stuff. We know how tenuous all that stuff really is.

"Other instructions given performers include a warning not to look directly at Bush while passing the presidential reviewing stand, not to look to either side and not to make any sudden movements."

Dont worry. We don't want to to look at him anyway.

"Go out and make your mark ...

... put on your boots and march"

Join The Other 49% in making a statement against Bush today as he gets sworn in to another four years of war, terror, the destruction of civil liberties, war, fear-based manipulation, a dangerous radical neo-con agenda, war, the degradation of 9/11 to promote dispicable policies at home and abroad, sheer, unapologetic idiocy and war, endless, unwinnable war.

The administration claims the inauguration is a message of hope, but it's hope amidst false claims of crisis, the endorsement of torture and the disturbing habit of lying to the American people whenever it suits their needs. Show Bush and the GOP that we won't stand for that, for his dragging America down to the depths of the unrespectable and intolerable. That we support the hope of peace in this world, the hope of inalienable rights, the hope of freedom from lies, manipulation and injustice, the hope of a better world through diplomacy, nonviolence, cooperation and respect for all human life, both ours and theirs.

So go out and join the Counter-Inaugural Rally and March in DC and then turn your back on Bush, the way he's turned his back on us, the people.

Show him, even if its just for a single day, that his mandate is nothing more than fantasy, and that nearly half the country, and far more than half of the rest of the world, abjectly opposes what he's doing, both here and abroad. Oh, and don't forget not to spend one damn dime today.

Hit them where it will hurt the most: their soul-less, capitalist wallets.

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

More Than Death and Dismemberment?

Bush tells troops that "much more" will be asked of them:

"In Afghanistan and Iraq, the liberty that has been won at great cost now must be secured. We still face terrorist enemies who wish to harm our people, and are seeking weapons that would allow them to kill on an unprecedented scale. These enemies must be stopped, and you are the ones who will stop them."

Straight Talking

Jon Stewart of The Daily Show gave us a depressingly simple truth last night:

"Democrats: a moment of resistance, a lifetime of capitulation," as John Kerry showed us once again the stalwart faith he has in the success of the progressive cause.

On the flip side, Liberal Oasis tells us how Barbara Boxer can use her raised profile as a liberal agita to effectively impact the liberal Democratic cause. Let's hope she's up to it and takes advantage of this opportunity.

Of course, as we all know, liberals have never been ones to pass up great opportunities for effective change ...

2 Bloviticus

And lo, they did say unto the people, "the social security crisis is bullshit. Go forth and spread the word, so that others might know." And so they went forth and spread the word and there was much rejoicing throughout the land.

Or, to put it slightly more diplomatically, there is no crisis so just stop already.

You can still rejoice, if you wish.

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

You Can Never Have Too Many "Gates," After All

George W. Bush: Bringing real American values back to Washington.

Accountability: Like "Mandate," Another Word W Can't Define

"We had an accountability moment, and that's called the 2004 election. The American people listened to different assessments made about what was taking place in Iraq, and they looked at the two candidates and chose me, for which I'm grateful," said George Bush to the Washington Post.

"Ummm, actually ...," the American People replied.

We Report, You Decide

How much influence on the world can the media actually have?

As Nietzsche once said, “There are no facts, only interpretations.” Unfortunately for us, most of the press don't believe this, and present their interpretations to us as objective fact. Maybe sometimes it is, but how do we really know?

February 15, 1898. The USS Maine was in Cuba during the country’s struggle for independence from Spain when it mysteriously exploded, killing 266 US sailors. To this day no one knows for sure what caused the explosion, though today it's thought that it was likely caused by an oil leak.

At the time, William Randolph Hearst, with his New York Journal, was itching for a story to beat his competitors. What better story than sabotage and unprovoked violence against innocent American sailors? What better way to get the United States behind a war with Spain, a long-term source of unbeatable stories for the press?

Correspondents for the newspaper, Stephen Crane and [artist] Frederick Remington, were reporting from Cuba, but found nothing really to report on.

"There is no war. Request to be recalled,” was what Remington wrote to Hearst.

"Please remain. You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war,“ was what Hearst wrote back.

For several weeks after the destruction of the Maine, the Journal devoted at least 8 pages a day or more to the story, attributing the explosion to Spanish saboteurs and coining the war-cry “Remember the Maine and to hell with Spain!”

Editorials were written demanding vengeance. Soon the American citizens were behind a war with Spain, wanting to get revenge for something that had not even really happened. Shortly thereafter, the Spanish-American War began.



Never underestimate the power of the press. And just because a reputable newspaper publishes something, doesn't make it true.

Support a free and independent press:
Buzzflash
News Alternative
The Raw Story
Antiwar.com

Monday, January 17, 2005

Media Prozac

The New York Times' William Safire has written an Op-Ed piece titled The Depressed Press, on why mainstream media is going to be okay, which includes this questionable point:

On the challenge from bloggers: The "platform" - print, TV, Internet, telepathy, whatever - will change, but the public hunger for reliable information will grow. Blogs will compete with op-ed columns for "views you can use," and the best will morph out of the pajama game to deliver serious analysis and fresh information, someday prospering with ads and subscriptions. The prospect of profit will bring bloggers in from the meanstream to the mainstream center of comment and local news coverage.

On national or global events, however, the news consumer needs trained reporters on the scene to transmit facts and trustworthy editors to judge significance. In crises, large media gathering-places are needed to respond to a need for national community.


However, this only works if the news consumer actually believes that those trained reporters are indeed transmitting facts, and since more and more information is coming out showing just how untrustworthy the mainstream media has proven themselves to be, will news consumers be able to just forgive and forget? Or will they increasingly turn to bloggers, who seem more able to watch the watchdogs, out the mainstream media for their failings and provide legitimate, usable information based in fact and the public's desire for full disclosure of the truth? I believe that by the next election bloggers will have only grown in their appeal and respect to the general public.

Safire also maintains that the media bias (and there definitely is one), is mostly slanted liberal in reponse to a conservative government. But believing this is to assume that most mainstream media is actually keeping a close, critical eye on the government, willing to ask the tough questions that Americans deserve to have asked of their leaders, willing to second guess even the President of the United States. One only has to tune in to Fox News to see that this is largely not the case, or any of the major networks really. Even CNN, the news network that "more Americans trust," on election night was not exactly toeing the line of objective journalism.

The New York Times itself is what we have for the liberal mainstream ... Either mainstream media will have to completely reform and go back to doing the job it was created to do, or it will perish under the weight of its own journalistic failings. Eventually people will demand to know the truth, and there will be more and more outside the mainstream, including bloggers, who are willing to give it to them.

Photo Evidence

http://www.rense.com/general61/loses.htm

Saturday, January 15, 2005

Words of the Wise

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."
~ George Orwell

Friday, January 14, 2005

The End Is Near

Over at Common Dreams, David Orr gives progressives everywhere a reason to hope.

If he's right, and the Republican Party is not much longer for this world, what will that mean for liberals and Democrats?

I don't think that the "imminent demise" of the Republican Party means that Dems should just play the waiting game though. Action is key, so that if and when the republicans collapse under the weight of their own ideology and blind refutation of true American values, they don't end up taking the rest of the country with them.

The Nasty North

The US is poised to resume talks with the seemingly most dangerous third of the Axis of Evil. With a stultifying, though not at all surprising, lack of any semblance of consistency regarding foreign policy toward dictators and oppressive regimes, the US is not "going it alone" this time. And that's not all that differs from our handling of Iraq.

Weldon said his delegation had reiterated Washington did not seek regime change in North Korea, nor intend to invade.

Of course not. Why would we do that? We had damn good reason to invade Iraq. North Korea: totally different.

For one, leader Kim Jong Il has an even worse record of human rights violations than did Saddam. Not only that, but where Iraq never had WMDs, North Korea actually does. Plus they hate our guts, and that's always a dangerous combination. If we did attack, they would have even better recourse than does Iraq, and considering how well we're doing there ...

My bet is that we won't invade NK. Ever. If we were consistent at all in our reasoning for starting wars, then we would have every reason to. But we have nothing tangible to gain from it. They have nothing we want. We can't even remotely link them to 9/11, that magic phrase for warmongering. They never tried to assassinate Bush's dad. That we know of ...

Fighting On

The loser in Ukraine's controversial election, Yanukovich, has vowed to keep fighting against the widely disputed results and the appointment of his opponent, Viktor Yushchenko, as president.

Yanukovich acknowledges he has no hope of success in overturning the election, but has vowed to exhaust every opportunity to fight it.

John Kerry, on the other hand, despite losing in another widely disputed election, conceeded the day after the election. I'm not sure that many people dispute that Yushchenko was the clear victor in the second attempt at the Ukraine election, but there are many in the US who still strongly believe that there was widespread voter and election fraud during our election. Kerry had even more reason to keep fighting than does Yanukovich, and yet he rolled over in the name of keeping the peace.

As much as we want peace, I think most of us want an actual democracy more. If we had that, then peace would follow.

Bush Shows Remorse

Sort of.

In one of the first real instances of George W. Bush admitting that he might possibly have been just a little bit remiss in some of his actions and/or words, Bush admitted that he regrets at least a few things that he's said regarding the war in Iraq, most notably, the phrase "bring 'em on" and his desire to get Osama bin Laden "dead or alive."

However, when asked by Barbara Walters, if they knew then (she's assuming they weren't lying and were just duped by our "strong intelligence" like the rest of us, I guess) as they know now, that there were no WMDs, if he would still have decided to invade, Bush responded in the affirmative. I guess that admitting you said the wrong thing is a step toward someday admitting you did the wrong thing. But unless the press takes him to task about the whole non-existent WMDs that were the justification for war, that will never happen. But even that will never happen.

As The Daily Show's Stephen Colbert noted last night, we've "giving up on the search for accountability."

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Government Says Government Good

Armstrong Williams wasn't lying, he's not the only one. He can't be. Because this sort of thing has happened before. Its been happening since as long ago as WWI. And it's just going to keep happening until we wise up. Instead of speaking for the big business that owns it, or the government that apparently owns it too, media is supposed to be keeping an independent, watchful, critical eye on the government. Yet they are increasingly failing at their main reason for existence.

Now, who will watch the watchdogs?

Whose Freedom Are We Fighting For?

"Based on what we know today, the president would have taken the same action because this is about protecting the American people," says Scott McClellan, White House press secretary.

Um ... from what exactly? There were no WMDs, remember? Saddam had nothing to do with 9/11, remember? Whatever happened to liberating the Iraqi people, "freedom is on the march," etc, etc? Where is it marching exactly? Not to the Iraqis. Not to Americans either.

White Ribbons For the 20th

In one week Bush will be inauguated as President of the United States for a second term. UFPJ is encouraging a major protest in DC on that day, and everyone who can make it should go, join en masse to make an inexorable statement against the administration. In August, something like half a million people turned out for the UFPJ protests at the RNC in NYC.

Make this one bigger.

"Legal Nitwittery"

How exactly do you enforce a tax on an illegal substance? Because using the honor system with drug dealers can only be successful ... "Still, state officials say voluntary payment is unlikely to happen often." You think?

If they wanted to seem slightly less ridiculous, they could make it all legal, tax it just like alcohol or tobacco, and then put the proceeds toward education.

See, drugs can make you smarter.

Billionaires (Not) For Bush

George Soros and a group of left-wing billionaire philanthropists have decided to commit "tens of millions" of dollars to further the progressive political cause and attempt to counter the conservative machine in the US.

Maybe they can start by teaming up with the AARP and funding a counter ad to some of this Republican bilk ...

The Cost of War

Yesterday, Daily Kos posted some pictures from Iraq, 4 thousand unspoken words on the high price we are paying for the war that you won't see on CNN or Fox News. It reminds me of the pictures of the flag-draped coffins of US soldiers returning from Iraq last year that were at first not allowed to be shown on US television.

But it's important that we see these photos, so that we know, in no uncertain terms, the cost in human life of our actions in Iraq. It's too easy to defend the war as some noble, romantic endeavor when you don't have to see the blood, the carnage, the death, from a human perspective. It's different when it's not just words like "freedom is on the march," but something real, something you can see.

This war has earned much in the way of comparison to Vietnam, and in this situation it's no different. In the 1960s, thanks to the wonders of modern technology, a war being fought halfway around the world was, for the first time, being pumped straight into America's living room, and Americans could see with their own eyes its devastating effects on both their own soldiers, and the Vietnamese citizens. The result was an overwhelming amount of dissent and protest against an unjust war. The anti-war faction of this conflict should bear the same comparisons.

We are not fighting for democracy, or freedom, or safety, or liberty. Our cause in Iraq isn't noble or romantic or just. Our soldiers are killing countless Iraqis and in turn, being killed themselves. Anyone who believes in the rightness of this war should take a long, unflinching look at these photos, and others like them. If you can't look at the pictures of what's going on over there, how can you honestly expect anyone else to have to see it in person, to have to live it?

Don't hide the truth of this war from us. We deserve to see it. For the sake of the soliders in Iraq, the soldiers who will go to Iraq, the ones who won't come back, and the Iraqis themselves.

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

"Even Saddam didn't do this to us."

Remember what a torturous, human rights-violating bastard Saddam was? And how we invaded Iraq to free the Iraqi people from such horrible treatment and tyranny? And how they were going to greet us as liberators and freedom-bearing saviors? How come that didn't happen again?

No Pundit Left Behind

Well, maybe just one, for now.

Now would be a good time for Sinclair Broadcasting to take a stand, to prove once and for all that they aren't just the Bush administration's jingoistic lackey. As of right now, they seem content to prove exactly the opposite.

Sinclair, you'll remember, was the conglomerate that refused to air Nightline when Ted Koppel read the names of every U.S. soldier killed in Iraq so far. They also tried, shortly before the election, to air an anti-Kerry documentary, claiming it was legitmate news, rather than partisan propaganda.

I'd like to think of the Armstrong Williams scandal as "strike three and you're out," though it seems unlikely they'll show any real remorse for their stunningly unabashed lack of journalistic integrity at this point. As for Williams himself, he has tried to rationalize his actions by saying No Child Left Behind was an initiative that he fully supported anyway, but three years ago he obviously wasn't feeling the love for it quite so hard. I guess $240,000 is enough to show you the good in almost anything.

Just Keeping Tabs

So, if we've given up looking for the WMDs, as close an admission to "we made a mistake" as we're likely to get from this administration, does that mean this war is back to being about liberating the Iraqis? Or was it that Saddam had ties to al-Qaida? They're running out of legitimate reasons for war, for the most simple reason that ... there aren't any.

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

When the Going Gets Tough

The tough get old school ... as the Pentagon considers El Salvador-style death squads. Anything to prove that we're committed to bringing peace, democracy and the American Way to Iraq, whether they like it or not.

All the Approval Money Can Buy

Daring to mention the fact that conservative commentator Armstrong Williams was paid by the White House to tout Bush's No Child Left Behind, the USA Today has shattered all of our trust in conservative pundritry. The White House asks us to believe that this is an isolated incident, meanwhile Williams, in one statement most likely not bought by Bush, has claimed that he's not alone in his "bad judgment."

Of course, the payola punditry story takes a backseat to the much more important news that 4 CBS staffers got fired for the botched memo story, proving that sometimes we do demand that sources be based in fact ...

But Inauguating Bush is Part of Securing the Homeland

Just because D.C. was one of the actual terror targets, and suffered actual damage on 9/11, doesn't make its security more important than a party celebrating the re-election of George W. Bush.

D.C. officials said yesterday that the Bush administration is refusing to reimburse the District for most of the costs associated with next week's inauguration, breaking with precedent and forcing the city to divert $11.9 million from homeland security projects.

Wasn't the promise of doing everything he could to keep America safe from terrorism a major part of his election campaign? I feel safer already ...

Monday, January 10, 2005

Bush Says "We'll See ..."

Number of People Dead: >156,000

Australia: $810 million

Germany: $674 million

United States (richest nation in all the world): $350 million

[To put this in perspective, the US has spent over $148 BILLION just so far on the war in Iraq, where over 100,000 people have been killed (Iraqis are people too), not by the sometimes unavoidable wrath of Mother Nature, but by the absolutely avoidable wrath of ... other people. Congress is expecting the White House to soon ask for another $100 BILLION for the war.

And just as point of reference, $10 BILLION to Florida after the hurricanes, where 116 people were killed. Maybe if Jeb was governor of Indonesia? ... ]

Sandra Bullock (star of such classics as Speed and ... Speed 2): $1 million

George W. Bush (worth about $13 million and *cough* president of our great nation): $10,000

Hmm.

I'm Pretend Caring

It's nice to know that we, as a nation, have our priorities firmly intact. Between this breaking news, Janet Jackson's accidental, on purpose soul-baring halftime show last year, and the absolutely shocking baseball steroid scandal, I almost don't know how they can expect us to even care about things like Social Security or the war in Iraq ...

I, for one, just don't have that kind of time.

Sunday, January 09, 2005

Words of the Wise

"After each war there is a little less democracy to save."
~ Brooks Atkinson

Saturday, January 08, 2005

Rewarding Incompetence

Last month, Time Magazine chose, in what to them was surely a landslide decision, to name George W. Bush as their Person of the Year. To Time, the label does actually make sense, because George Bush, "for better or worse, has most influenced events in the proceeding year." But to many, including nearly half of voting Americans and the parents and family members of soldiers who have died in ill-advised wars in the Middle East, naming Bush as Person of the Year, again, is simply, as one bereaved parent wrote in an angry letter to Time, "rewarding incompetence." Though he may have been the most influential person of 2004, it doesn't make having him named Person of the Year any easier to take. And so he joins the ranks of past winners including Hitler, Stalin, Nixon and himself, who have won Person of the Year with something of a dubious distinction.

The fact that he beat out both Karl Rove and Mel Gibson for the title should speak volumes as to what exactly the magazine is honoring. Karl Rove, often noted for being the evil brains behind the Bush administration, and Mel Gibson, director of the year's most controversial film about savior flagellation, are both choices that would have drawn a fair amount of dispute and disbelief had they been chosen. And Time, in picking Bush as Person of the Year, is quite simply rewarding incompetence, choosing controversy over charity, choosing arrogance over humility. Yes, he was more influential than almost anyone, but George Bush is incompetent, arrogant and reckless, and not someone that I would choose with any kind of pride to name Person of the Year. Their criteria may be "for better or worse," but I would ask them, why can't it be "just for better," just for once? And to those on the panel who chose the winner this year, I offer them eight personalities I feel earned their recognition by doing good and would be therefore better suited to carry the title of Person of the Year for 2004.

Wangari Maathai:
Wangari Maathai is the first African woman ever to win the Nobel Peace Prize. She is an environmentalist who won "for her contribution to sustainable development, democracy and peace." Democracy! Peace! She's ahead of George Bush right there. Her influence may not be as widespread as the President's, but she is spreading peace and helping the environment, whereas our Person of the Year has started an illegal, unprovoked war and is trying to drill the Alaskan Wildlife Preserve.

Michael Moore:
Michael Moore was actually in consideration for Person of the Year in 2004. Obviously he didn't win, but perhaps he should have. Moore wrote and directed Farenheit 9/11, the highest grossing documentary film ever made. Love him or hate him, millions have seen his films and read his books. His influence on the minds of millions of Americans is profound and indisputable. He may wear a baseball cap out in public, but as far as I know he has never started an illegal war in which over 1300 Americans (and 100,000 Iraqis) have been killed.

Richard Clarke: If Time wanted controversy they could have simply named Richard Clarke as Person of the Year. His influence may not be as far-reaching, but his willingness to speak out about what he witnessed firsthand during his time with the Bush administration should have given him some edge. Because of Clarke, we know that Bush ordered his advisors to search for links between Iraq and the attacks on 9/11 even after he had been told there didn't seem to be any. Because of Clarke, we know that Rumsfeld, when told that Afganistan, not Iraq, was involved in the attacks, said "there aren't any good targets in Afganistan. And there are lots of good targets in Iraq."

John Kerry:
Okay, so he lost what was probably the biggest, most important election in the history of the United States, but he gave millions of liberals and democrats in America a much-needed, albeit brief, shining glimpse of hope. Where the President won the highest number of votes of any candidate in election history, John Kerry won the second highest number of votes. Kudos to him for persisting in spite of the GOP's ruthless campaign tactics, and kudos to him for kicking George Bush's ass in the first debate. That was nice to see.

Kofi Annan:
Kofi Annan won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2001. For some reason I can put more stock in winners of the Nobel Prize, who in the past have included Mother Theresa, Martin Luther King, and Nelson Mandela, than in Time's Person of the Year, whose past winners have included Hitler, Stalin and Richard Nixon. Kofi Annan has criticized Bush's first strike foreign policy. He called the war on Iraq illegal. He's working to fight the worldwide AIDS epidemic. He's standing strong in spite of the Oil For Food scandal. He has an air of dignity and honesty about him that is lacking in most politics today; he seems trustworthy in a field nearly devoid of those you can trust.

Viktor Yushchenko:
Poisoned by his empowered opposition in the recent Ukraine elections, Yushchenko had the second highest level of dioxin ever measured in a human being, and survived. Despite being made seriously ill and permanently disfigured by the poisoning, he went on to win the most votes in the country's second attempt at the election. He gives us hope, that no matter how corrupt, ruthless and deadly a government may become, good can still prevail, if only by coming out alive, to fight another day.

The Red Sox: This year the Sox broke the 86-year nonexistent curse of the Babe, beating the Yankees in a championship series, after being the first team in baseball history to come back from a three-game loss to win a seven game series, and going on to win the World Series. Who saw that coming, really? The perennial underdogs of the American League came out on top and thrilled baseball fans everywhere in one of the most exciting post-seasons in recent memory. Should they not be celebrated? Dude, they won the World Series!

Spongebob Squarepants:
He may be only a cartoon, he may be slightly annoying, but I will persist in my belief that Spongebob would make a better Person of the Year than George W. Bush. Who else do you know that lives in a pineapple under the sea? And really, what's cooler than that? Relentlessly optimistic, always coming out on top and he has his own movie. Spongebob is a champion for diversity (his best friend is a starfish), and he's one of us regular working stiffs (he works as a frycook). Yellow, absorbent, and porous is he, and a perfectly acceptable and not at all polarizing Person of the Year he would make.

George W. Bush was inarguably the most influential person of 2004, but in giving someone a title like Person of the Year, perhaps more criteria than simply influence should be used. Perhaps things like altruism, doing good toward all of humanity, charity, philanthrophy, exceptional courage, benevolence and virtue, overcoming insurmountable odds and near-obscene levels of cheery optimism ought to count for more. Surely those who make the world a better place, in whatever way they are able, deserve recognition more than those who simply manage to most shape the world toward their own desires, "for better or worse." With all of the pain and suffering taking place across the globe, the world deserves a Person of the Year who simply makes things better, and in 2004, George W. Bush was not the one.